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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}

{"type":"general","setup":"If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...","punchline":"Does that make you an iWitness?","id":41}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}

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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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