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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

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{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}

{"type":"programming","setup":"An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.","punchline":"He goes nowhere.","id":367}

{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you generate a random string?","punchline":"Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.","id":405}

{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?","punchline":"To clean up all the bugs.","id":446}

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